I always help

magconsmut:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

This makes me worry about people

colinodoughnut:

Pirates of the Caribbean : A Summary

 - china china prime doesn't give a fuck
7,846 plays

complimentaryapples:

proof that slyfoxhound is a perfect person (x)

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

cyndecisive:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches
justlearningasigo:

All the time

justlearningasigo:

All the time


“i made these”

“i made these”

AU where Robin and Barney unexpectedly become parents. Robin’s worried this pregnancy will kill her future as a foreign correspondant, but hey! a woman’s allowed to have both a career and a family, so they take the kid with them and travel anyway. It’s not easy but Barney’s there to help (he’s writing the updated version of the Bro Code anyway, it became a great hit), and their daughter ends up speaking four languages by the time she’s five. They’d spent years worrying their respective fathers had messed them up too badly to make them good parents, but when their teenage daughter hugs them in 2030, thanking them for everything they’ve done for her, they finally understand they couldn’t have been more wrong.

cancerously:

dameofsound:

eridanschoiceass:

sardonicpuppeteer:

Zea requested rebloggable format.

OMG

IT’S BACK

IT’S FUCKING BACK

cancerously:

dameofsound:

eridanschoiceass:

sardonicpuppeteer:

Zea requested rebloggable format.

OMG

IT’S BACK

IT’S FUCKING BACK

pacific-indigo:

Red Fox Shiba

221stepstobakerstreet:

"he’s the murderer" the cop on tv says

"no it isn’t," i say, "we’ve still got twenty minutes left"

words-of-emotion:

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