aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!
I’m sure she is getting all choked up
It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!
Such a big surprise , might not be able to wrap her head around it
sucks that this happens in a lousy public bathroom. let’s not blow it out of proportions.
That girl is sucking a penis.
woA H now let’s not jump to conclusions
“Tried taking a picture of a sink draining, wound up with a picture of an eye instead.” (via)
For a second there, I was seriously rapid-blinking in sympathy with whoever had that much soap in their eye.
That’s a stunningly perfect piece of art right there.
I sat here for like a good 30 seconds trying to figure out how the fuck you got that much soap in your eye and took a picture like it was nothing
If you are thinking of killing yourself, read this❤️
why cant you surf microwaves
because theyre too small
THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET
I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me